Breakfast time is when we spoons get the most use. At around 6 o'clock each morning, some grumpy high school kid shoves his grubby hands around my handle. My face is then dunked into a bowl of cereal. While I'm engulfed in milk, i can hardly breathe and the entire time I'm hoping to be picked up again. Unfortunately, when I am picked back up I only have a short time to regain my breathe before I am shoved into the dirty mouth of a kid. The smell from inside the mouth is unbearable and the sensation of having a slimy tongue run down my body gives me shivers. I find that I'd rather spend my time face down in some milk.
After the kid has finished his or her cereal, I'm shoved into a dishwasher with my spoon friends. This time we are not neatly stacked. Instead we are shoved into a small compartment, where we are then rinsed by soap and scalding hot water, while at the same time be rattled around violently.